1. eamonndot:

    Apparently, I fought well.

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  3. shmapey:

    justmyflawedlogic:

    lokisgloriouspenis:

    okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

    female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

    so in conclusion

    if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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    THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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  4. nitrobotprawns:

    when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them

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